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April 2011


my (our) books

Fool for Love When You Don't See Me

Someone Like You I'm Your Man

He's The One It Had To Be You

The Mammoth Book of New Gay Erotica Best Gay Erotica 2007

Best Gay Love Stories: New York City Best Gay Love Stories 2005

Three Fortunes In One Cookie The Deal


If you have any of the above books and would like them signed, mail them to:

P.O. Box 131845, Houston, TX., 77219.

Please include three dollars for return postage.

Send email to timothyjlambert@gmail.com

Warning: This blog may contain homosexuals which in the states of California and Maine have been alleged to destroy the sanctity of marriage. Read at your own risk.


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I just made a bunch of calls to various people who expect to be paid for keeping my sorry ass alive after my visit to St. Luke's Hospital. A daunting task, but it had to be done. This is my spiel:

Hi. My name is Timothy Lambert and I received my first bill in the mail. I don't have an income right now, so I'm hoping to arrange a payment plan and defer my first payment, please. I already feel small and pathetic, not to mention slightly nauseated by this whole experience, so please accept my measily ten dollars a month, okay?

I'm not above offering sexual favors either. I would've offered, but women kept answering the phone. Why don't men work in medical billing departments? Everyone I spoke with sounded very sympathetic and kind, and only slightly patronizing.

Now I need to go write about ten novels and sell them. NOW NOW NOW!