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my (our) books

Fool for Love When You Don't See Me

Someone Like You I'm Your Man

He's The One It Had To Be You

The Mammoth Book of New Gay Erotica Best Gay Erotica 2007

Best Gay Love Stories: New York City Best Gay Love Stories 2005

Three Fortunes In One Cookie The Deal

contact

If you have any of the above books and would like them signed, mail them to:

P.O. Box 131845, Houston, TX., 77219.

Please include three dollars for return postage.

Send email to timothyjlambert@gmail.com


Warning: This blog may contain homosexuals which in the states of California and Maine have been alleged to destroy the sanctity of marriage. Read at your own risk.



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1) What word best describes gaysingleton? a giver
2) Where was n8an born? somewhere in the northern hemisphere
3) Have you ever dated gaysingleton? not to my knowledge
4) Is brentsbrain friends with _jandy_? not yet, but it could happen
5) What comic book character would n8an be? Archie
6) Do you think rio3001 is hot? SMOKIN'!
7) If rio3001 commanded an army, who would be his/her followers? oompa-loompas
8) Is n8an athletic? according to what I read on the bathroom wall, yes.
9) What flavor of jello would smoness be? strawberry with vodka and wee marshmallows
10) What mental disorder does _jandy_ remind you of? pyromania
11) Is beckycochrane single? no
12) Does rhondarubin travel a lot? yes
13) Is gaysingleton 1337? uh... huh?
14) What color should scottynola dye their hair? blue!
15) If dogrl had a superpower, what would it be? mind control
16) Is brentsbrain popular? yes. wicked popular
17) What languages does rhondarubin speak? english, houston, yenta, and geek
18) What would you do if you found out treebreeze has a crush on you? use him for free gardening tips
19) Does treebreeze smoke? no
20) Would dogrl and brentsbrain look good together? Of course.
21) What animal does scottynola remind you of? something scrappy and smart
22) What rank would wantedonvoyage have in a giant robot army? Superior Intelligence Officer
23) What exotic animal would desayunoencama like as a pet? cyndi lauper
24) Does dogrl have a dog? are you kidding me? yes.
25) Thoughts on beckycochrane? yes, several.
26) What is scottynola's favorite food? McDonald's. shh! dont' tell.
27) Did rio3001 break up with you? actually, I urged him to move on
28) What song/movie would you recommend to rhondarubin? The Ring. Bahahahaha!
29) Which president would desayunoencama be likely to idolize? the hot one
30) One thing you can't stand about gaysingleton? his state gets BBQ Fritos and our's doesn't
31) Has rio3001 dyed their hair? yes. but i don't know if the carpet matches the curtains.
32) What would desayunoencama do differently in your shoes? dance!
33) _jandy_'s hair color? rocks
34) What would gaysingleton think of desayunoencama? pretty pretty pretty
35) Where would _jandy_ most like to visit? uranus
36) What is wantedonvoyage's favorite movie? Porky's
37) If n8an was a superhero, who would be his/her archnemesis? Rude Customer Man
38) What is rio3001's favorite color? blue. No, green! Aaaaaaaaaaah!
39) Has rio3001 been to your house/dorm? not yet
40) What do you agree with beckycochrane about? everything and nothing
41) Are rio3001 and treebreeze going out? no. what have you heard?
42) What would gaysingleton give rhondarubin for his/her birthday? chicken pot pies
43) Is _jandy_ introverted or extroverted? depends on the day
44) scottynola's eye color? blue. no, green! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
45) Where did you first meet smoness? At her and Rhonda's new condo. Then they put me to work painting it. Nice.
46) Do you have a crush on desayunoencama? I hardly know him, but...
47) Would beckycochrane be a better ninja or pirate? pirate. they usually have guns.
48) How long have you known scottynola? four or five lifetimes
49) Is _jandy_ a college student? blue. no, green! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
50) How many monkeys could rhondarubin fight at once and win against? all of them
51) One quality you find attractive in treebreeze? his love for his family
52) Does n8an know wantedonvoyage? um, maybe?
53) If desayunoencama took over the world, who would be happy? librarians
54) Do treebreeze and rio3001 go to the same school? yes. the school of rock!
55) Is rhondarubin a nerd? only on Mondays
56) Which of your friends should _jandy_ go out with? none. they're all scoundrels
57) What animal should rhondarubin be combined with? an anteater
58) Would you make out with treebreeze? for BBQ Fritos, yes
59) Would you ever date n8an? unfortunately, he insists that he's engorged to be marred
60) Is rhondarubin in a relationship? big time
61) What is beckycochrane's biggest flaw? not enough banana bread
62) Where was smoness born? on earth (allegedly)
63) If brentsbrain were hanging off a cliff, what would rhondarubin do? hitch a rope to smo's beast of a truck and pull him to safety
64) How tall is smoness? a giant among underlings
65) Is rhondarubin related to rio3001? not to my knowledge
66) Does wantedonvoyage do drugs? probably not
67) Is brentsbrain a high school student? not after the 12 step program
68) What is brentsbrain's shoe size? average
69) Is desayunoencama dead sexy? yes
70) Is treebreeze your best friend? not yet
71) What video game does scottynola remind you of? MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch
72) Would you set up _jandy_ and brentsbrain? not so much
73) Do you have beckycochrane's screenname? yes. I'll sell that info for BBQ Fritos
74) How would rio3001 conquer the world? subliminal messages in his music
75) If n8an and smoness were siamese twins, where would they be joined? at the elbow
76) Is beckycochrane an emo? no, she's more of an Elmo.
77) Would you wrestle desayunoencama in jello? name the time and place
78) Would treebreeze go out with smoness? not so much
79) What planet should wantedonvoyage be from? New Jersey's not a planet?
80) If rhondarubin and _jandy_ were spliced together, what would be its name? rhondarandy
81) Does rhondarubin have a crush on rio3001? prolly not
82) If scottynola and brentsbrain were spliced together, what would it be like? a literary superpower
83) If gaysingleton took over the world, who would suffer? republicans
84) How would n8an kill wantedonvoyage? softly, with his song
85) Have you flirted with rio3001? yes, wouldn't you?
86) When did you last call scottynola? I haven't. He calls me (peaches).
87) Is treebreeze related to you? nope
88) Would smoness and rhondarubin make a good couple? Perfect.
89) What do you disagree with smoness about? not much
90) Could you see _jandy_ and scottynola together? um, no
91) Does brentsbrain have a big secret? yes. but everybody knows
92) Does desayunoencama drink? at midnight, at the oasis
93) What is beckycochrane's favorite game? Make Tim Write
94) How long would gaysingleton dating n8an last? pass
95) Are smoness and desayunoencama married? nope
96) What would you do if rio3001 died? Cry, big time. (What a horrible thought.)
97) What is treebreeze allergic to? ignorance
98) Are n8an and beckycochrane going steady? in becky's imagination, yes
99) Does desayunoencama go to your school? nope
100) What is scottynola's favorite band/artist? at the moment, one song by Alphaville

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