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April 2011


my (our) books

Fool for Love When You Don't See Me

Someone Like You I'm Your Man

He's The One It Had To Be You

The Mammoth Book of New Gay Erotica Best Gay Erotica 2007

Best Gay Love Stories: New York City Best Gay Love Stories 2005

Three Fortunes In One Cookie The Deal


If you have any of the above books and would like them signed, mail them to:

P.O. Box 131845, Houston, TX., 77219.

Please include three dollars for return postage.

Send email to timothyjlambert@gmail.com

Warning: This blog may contain homosexuals which in the states of California and Maine have been alleged to destroy the sanctity of marriage. Read at your own risk.


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talking to the universe

Yesterday Paul Lisicky tweeted a link and said something like Dog goes over cliff, rescuers respond. I was immediately anxious. Was the dog okay? Did they rescue it successfully? Was it still trapped? Where is it? How did this happen? Was it hurt? And many more questions followed, all of which would probably have been easily answered if I would've clicked the link in Paul's tweet. However, I couldn't, because if the outcome of the dog's fate was anything less than positive, I would cry and be even more anxious, and I'd resent Paul for tweeting something terrible about a dog, and I adore Paul, so that would simply suck big pig dick. Once I worked through all that, I tweeted in return: Not looking unless I know the dog is okay. His reply was: The dog seems better than okay. Relieved, I clicked the link.

Nothing happened. It was a video on a news site that wouldn't play on my iPhone. I tried my iPad and got the same result. I figured that would be the case but thought it wouldn't hurt to give it a whirl. Then I decided that the universe was trying to tell me something. It was saying, Do you really want to be that person watching videos on your mobile device while you're in the bathroom?

Good call, universe.