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April 2011


my (our) books

Fool for Love When You Don't See Me

Someone Like You I'm Your Man

He's The One It Had To Be You

The Mammoth Book of New Gay Erotica Best Gay Erotica 2007

Best Gay Love Stories: New York City Best Gay Love Stories 2005

Three Fortunes In One Cookie The Deal


If you have any of the above books and would like them signed, mail them to:

P.O. Box 131845, Houston, TX., 77219.

Please include three dollars for return postage.

Send email to timothyjlambert@gmail.com

Warning: This blog may contain homosexuals which in the states of California and Maine have been alleged to destroy the sanctity of marriage. Read at your own risk.


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poker face

I was wandering the grocery store yesterday, because I rarely make a list, and I found myself in the baby aisle. I thought, Hey, I wonder how much those Huggies jeans diapers cost? The ad for those things crack me up. "I poo in blue!"

Whether or not they sold them at Kroger remains to be seen, because I instantly forgot all about them when I saw an impulse rack of playing cards hanging in front of the shelves of diapers. I didn't feel compelled to buy any, because my mind was racing, trying to make the connection. Did the grocery store think they'd make excellent counting tools? Or, did they think toddlers can grasp the concept of Texas hold 'em? Maybe I underestimate Hanley. Roulette is probably more her style anyway. I laughed, imagining some dude dropping his kid on a table and saying to his buddies, "I call your twenty dollars and raise you a toddler!"

Then I couldn't remember why I was standing there in the first place and wandered off to get eggs.