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April 2011


my (our) books

Fool for Love When You Don't See Me

Someone Like You I'm Your Man

He's The One It Had To Be You

The Mammoth Book of New Gay Erotica Best Gay Erotica 2007

Best Gay Love Stories: New York City Best Gay Love Stories 2005

Three Fortunes In One Cookie The Deal


If you have any of the above books and would like them signed, mail them to:

P.O. Box 131845, Houston, TX., 77219.

Please include three dollars for return postage.

Send email to timothyjlambert@gmail.com

Warning: This blog may contain homosexuals which in the states of California and Maine have been alleged to destroy the sanctity of marriage. Read at your own risk.


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f*ck you

Today, I went to my bank to try to resolve an issue with my checking account. I was overdrawn. Oops. My account has overdraft protection, which is nice in theory, but there's a $29 charge if you're overdrawn and they cover you. A month ago, I had Hanley with me and needed to get gas. I didn't want to unbuckle her from the car seat, schlep her into the gas station, and pay in cash, so I used my debit card at the pump and made faces at her through the car window. Fun! Convenient! But did I have enough money in my account? I thought I did. I only put $20 in the tank.

I was overdrawn by .26! The bank charged me $29 to cover twenty-six measly cents. I went in today to bring this to their attention and try to rectify the situation, thinking they might say, "Oh, that seems silly. Let me waive this fee this time. Try not to let it happen again!"

Did that happen? Of course not. I said, "I know I'm not a rich oil baron, but I am a customer at your bank and this seems not only silly, but unnecessary." The dude behind the counter shrugged, looked slightly pained in that fake "I'm so sorry" way that we've all seen before, and said, "I'm sorry, but we have to charge a fee if we cover an overdraft, and you're overdrawn."

So I slammed forty dollars on the counter and said, "This should cover it. Try to use a little more lube next time you f*ck me," and stared daggers at him as he deposited the money into my account.