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April 2011


my (our) books

Fool for Love When You Don't See Me

Someone Like You I'm Your Man

He's The One It Had To Be You

The Mammoth Book of New Gay Erotica Best Gay Erotica 2007

Best Gay Love Stories: New York City Best Gay Love Stories 2005

Three Fortunes In One Cookie The Deal


If you have any of the above books and would like them signed, mail them to:

P.O. Box 131845, Houston, TX., 77219.

Please include three dollars for return postage.

Send email to timothyjlambert@gmail.com

Warning: This blog may contain homosexuals which in the states of California and Maine have been alleged to destroy the sanctity of marriage. Read at your own risk.


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i guess it's my turn

Birthday:may 26
Current Location:Houston
Eye Color:brown
Hair Color:brown (among other colors)
Height:6' 1"
Right Handed or Left Handed:right
Your Heritage:I shouldn't tell. People seem to have fun guessing.
The Shoes You Wore Today:Polo Sport flip-flops
Your Weakness:Ha! And give my enemies an advantage? I don't think so.
Your Fears:See above.
Your Perfect Pizza:Pepperoni, green pepper, mushroom and jonathan rhys-meyers.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:let me just look up the word "goal"...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:"Be that as it may, I don't see what it has to do with me."
Thoughts First Waking Up:WhereAmIWhatTimeIsItWhyAmIHere?
Your Best Physical Feature:mouth
Your Bedtime:Usually the little hand is on the 9 and the sun has risen.
Your Most Missed Memory:The day I saw a Keith Haring exhibit with MMB. Such a perfect day.
Pepsi or Coke:Why, yes, thank you.
MacDonalds or Burger King:It's "McDonald's," actually. And they have better fries.
Single or Group Dates:Yes, please.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Ew.
Chocolate or Vanilla:What a racist question.
Cappuccino or Coffee:Coffee. No milk.
Do you Smoke:Is the Pope dead?
Do you Swear:Yes. (Unless my mother reads this. Then the answer is "no.")
Do you Sing:Yes.
Do you Shower Daily:Define "Daily."
Have you Been in Love:Yes.
Do you want to go to College:Are you paying?
Do you want to get Married:I hardly know you. Ask me later.
Do you belive in yourself:Yes. I mean, no. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Do you get Motion Sickness:Yes. But when I read in the car, it stops.
Do you think you are Attractive:Yeah. I'd do me.
Are you a Health Freak:*stares blankly with cigarette in hand*
Do you get along with your Parents:Depends on what day it is.
Do you like Thunderstorms:Too much.
Do you play an Instrument:Violin, bass guitar, keyboards, and voice. (You didn't ask if I play well.)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:I do not recall.
In the past month have you Smoked:As we speak. (type)
In the past month have you been on Drugs:Nicotine and caffeine.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Hell no.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Oddly, no.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:EEEEEEW no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Nope.
In the past month have you been on Stage:No.
In the past month have you been Dumped:I'd have to date first. Isn't that how it works?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Only in my bathtub.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Nope.
Ever been Drunk:From 2000 to 2001, yes.
Ever been called a Tease:Yes.
Ever been Beaten up:Yes.
Ever Shoplifted:Ages ago. (There goes my chance for the Presidency.)
How do you want to Die:With little fuss or muss.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Aw, man. Do I have to?
What country would you most like to Visit:Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color:see above
Short or Long Hair:are you kidding me?
Height:tall is good
Weight:I refuse to answer this
Best Clothing Style:Whatever. As long as some of them fit me, so I can borrow from time to time.
Number of Drugs I have taken:Number? Like, ounces? Milligrams? People, please. Next!
Number of CDs I own:At last count, somewhere around five or six hundred.
Number of Piercings:Seven (counting ears)
Number of Tattoos:One.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:Regret is a waste of time.