timothy j. lambert

Scene from a Post Office. Several people are standing in a slow moving line.

Postal Employee: Next in line!

Man: Finally.

Woman (to no one in particular): This is why the government needs to stay out of health care.

Gay Guy: This from a woman who has been wiping her nose on the back of her hand and snorting and snuffling like a diseased water buffalo for the last fifteen minutes, and you have the gall to make comments about health care? Bitch, please! Go home.

The end.