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April 2011


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Fool for Love When You Don't See Me

Someone Like You I'm Your Man

He's The One It Had To Be You

The Mammoth Book of New Gay Erotica Best Gay Erotica 2007

Best Gay Love Stories: New York City Best Gay Love Stories 2005

Three Fortunes In One Cookie The Deal


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P.O. Box 131845, Houston, TX., 77219.

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You know times are tough when I get one of those J-word things. The last time Rex's attorney visited she told me that she knew someone who had a part-time position available and asked would I like for her to arrange an interview? Would I!? (Harelip!) Of course I would. The appointment was yesterday afternoon at 3 and I freaked out a little bit, because it rained on my way there, which meant everyone on the road around me suddenly turned into raving idiots, so I was a little late. Luckily, the boss lady didn't seem to care about that. Still, it was a very long and arduous interview. But, apparently I was very charming, because I was asked if I would start the following morning. Wood eye!?

The following morning was this morning when I woke up at 6:45 AM, dull-eyed and limp-tailed, not at all ready to start the day. But I remembered my new employer. I really liked her and didn't want to let her down, so I got myself together and managed to arrive on time. The boss lady was in a fine mood when I arrived and we got a lot of work done. However, around 11 AM she pitched a fit and started screaming for no apparent reason. I must've breathed wrong, or something. Nothing I did seemed to satisfy her. I suggested lunch, but she wasn't ready to eat. Instead, she took a nap. What a brilliant idea! After a long nap, we had lunch. What a great place to work! The boss lady had another crabby moment, but that was solved by finding something new to wear. Maybe it's because I'm gay, but that totally makes sense to me. Then the boss took another long nap and, before I knew it, it was time for me to go home.

While she was distracted, I took a photo of my new boss. Her name is Hanley. I'm not sure if I'm allowed to post photos of her, so I altered the picture to protect her identity.

That's how I became "The Manny."

Edit: The CEO of Hanley, Inc. contacted me to say that I'm allowed to blog about Boss-Lady Hanley without fear of termination and without fear of being sued when Hanley's of age to represent herself in a court of law. That being said, here's a cell phone photo taken in the nursery boardroom right after the devil left Hanley's body and she passed out on my shoulder.