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April 2011


my (our) books

Fool for Love When You Don't See Me

Someone Like You I'm Your Man

He's The One It Had To Be You

The Mammoth Book of New Gay Erotica Best Gay Erotica 2007

Best Gay Love Stories: New York City Best Gay Love Stories 2005

Three Fortunes In One Cookie The Deal


If you have any of the above books and would like them signed, mail them to:

P.O. Box 131845, Houston, TX., 77219.

Please include three dollars for return postage.

Send email to timothyjlambert@gmail.com

Warning: This blog may contain homosexuals which in the states of California and Maine have been alleged to destroy the sanctity of marriage. Read at your own risk.


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A conversation between a moron and myself.

Timothy: (sees moron on property next to The Compound) Hi. Excuse me, but is that your car?
Moron: (pats adorable wee girl on the head) It belongs to this one's mother.
Timothy: Oh. I wonder if it has to block our driveway?
Moron: Is it? (cranes neck to look at The Compound driveway, even though it's in plain sight.)
Timothy: Yes. It's partially blocking our driveway.
Moron: Do you need to get a car out? Are you going somewhere?
Timothy: No, but my dog's attorney is coming over in a few minutes. Be that as it may, that's not the point. Blocking a driveway is against the law. Can you find out if the car can be moved?
Moron: I'll find out. But it should only be parked there another five more minutes or so.
Timothy: Oh, okay. Well, thanks for finding out if the car can be moved. The last time I called the police to tow away a car that blocked our driveway it only took them five minutes or so to get here, so I guess we'll see what happens.

Moments later, I watched as the owner of the car moved it into the driveway of the property across the street, parking on an angle, as if she lived there, effectively blocking the homeowner from being able to get in or out of his own garage.