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April 2011


my (our) books

Fool for Love When You Don't See Me

Someone Like You I'm Your Man

He's The One It Had To Be You

The Mammoth Book of New Gay Erotica Best Gay Erotica 2007

Best Gay Love Stories: New York City Best Gay Love Stories 2005

Three Fortunes In One Cookie The Deal


If you have any of the above books and would like them signed, mail them to:

P.O. Box 131845, Houston, TX., 77219.

Please include three dollars for return postage.

Send email to timothyjlambert@gmail.com

Warning: This blog may contain homosexuals which in the states of California and Maine have been alleged to destroy the sanctity of marriage. Read at your own risk.


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AIDS foundation houston

bering omega community services

frannie peabody center

Timothy's hair by Larry Henderson Hair Design.

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Welcome to LJRunway Monday!

Dress One: Supermarket Challenge. The challenge was to make a garment from items found in a supermarket.

Inspiration: My first thought was to do something outrageous with a hard rock/arty edge, but then I assumed that might be expected of me, so I decided to simplify and do something sweet and light, instead. Which made me think of Sweet n' Low, which in turn made me think of sugar, which then led me to look at my model, Nikki, and think, She ain't no cupcake. I can't picture her at a tea party. So I challenged myself to make her a dress she could wear to a tea party.

I chose to make this dress from tea bags. I removed the tea, stitched the bags together and cut the dress from the assembled bags. Then I sewed the pieces together and created a summer slip dress. The straps are made from braiding together the strings from the tea bags. Then I applied pink and white hearts, as well as pink crystals, from the cake decorating aisle to make a sweet design. (Pun intended.) Her purse was also constructed from a tea bag. The shoes, earrings, and hatablockaz (sunglasses) are from the Bluefly.com accessories wall. Nikki's ready for the Spring tea party in her Let the bitches eat cake dress.

Nikki: (whispering to Timothy) Is that Figaro for real? Let me cut her.

Timothy: Shh!

View my competition here and here. See what the judges have to say here. If you'd like to be a guest judge for an upcoming challenge, talk to "Heidi Gunn".

Note: Comments on this entry are screened until the judges rip our dresses and egos to shreds, and then y'all can have your turn. I can't wait.

Update: I've no idea yet who has won, but I've unscreened the comments for this entry now that I've heard something from each judge.