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April 2011


my (our) books

Fool for Love When You Don't See Me

Someone Like You I'm Your Man

He's The One It Had To Be You

The Mammoth Book of New Gay Erotica Best Gay Erotica 2007

Best Gay Love Stories: New York City Best Gay Love Stories 2005

Three Fortunes In One Cookie The Deal


If you have any of the above books and would like them signed, mail them to:

P.O. Box 131845, Houston, TX., 77219.

Please include three dollars for return postage.

Send email to timothyjlambert@gmail.com

Warning: This blog may contain homosexuals which in the states of California and Maine have been alleged to destroy the sanctity of marriage. Read at your own risk.


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In 1985 I was a young lad of whatever age that equates to me being 33 today. I lived on a farm in rural Maine run by two overlords who made me call them "Mom" and "Dad." On July 13th of that year, while every kid I knew was indoors and watching Live Aid on television, I was outside under a grueling sun and being forced to weed a garden the size of a football field. (A similar experience occurred while everyone else in the free world was watching Charles and Diana's wedding.) I dared not complain, though I did allow a fleeting expression of disappointment mixed with annoyance to mar my otherwise resigned facade. The expression, what some might refer to as a grimace, and others might note as being tempestuous, didn't go unnoticed by the overlords, who said I could watch the frivolous concert after the garden had been weeded. Oh, sure, I thought. A once in a lifetime worldwide event. I'll watch it later. Right.

Of course, by the time I was finished with my chores all I managed to witness was the last refrains of "We Are The World."

"Later" finally occurred a couple of years ago when Becky and Mr. Becky gave me the LiveAid DVD for Christmas. Although it's an excellent video, many performances were left off due to lost footage, time constraints, and artists who wouldn't allow their sets to be included. But, thanks to the marvels of YouTube I finally got to see the legendary Bum Note Heard Around The World, which I only heard about after the fact from my friends. Due to the lack of overlords running my life these days, too much time on my hands, and a curious nature, I plundered YouTube for other lost LiveAid moments. My inner extremely repressed child found:

The He's Not Robert Palmer Heard Around The World.
The Shit Heard Around The World
The Superfluous Band Member Seen But Not Heard Around The World
The Not Bruce Heard Around The World
The Original Obviously Planned Wardrobe Malfunction Seen Around The World
The Last Gasps of a Brilliant Recording Career Heard Around The World
The Definitive Mullet Heard Around The World
The Oh Dear God Not This Song Heard Around The World