January 12th, 2011


amazing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YziZ1FlAWs)

Given her birthday last December and yesterday's operation due to chronic ear infections, Hanley Inc. has asked me to announce that our product will now be referred to as Hanley 2.0. Hanley 2.0 is now less infectious and, with added tubes in her ear canals, is 1% more bionic than our previously offered product. We're not prepared to address claims of whining and spontaneous tantrums against our product at this point in time. As previously stated, as language skills improve and mental capacity increases, our product will continue to challenge the average consumer, but we at Hanley, Inc. like to think that's what makes Hanley 2.0 superior to other product on the market. We look forward to offering Hanley 2.5 with added politeness and shoe tying ability in the future!