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April 2011


my (our) books

Fool for Love When You Don't See Me

Someone Like You I'm Your Man

He's The One It Had To Be You

The Mammoth Book of New Gay Erotica Best Gay Erotica 2007

Best Gay Love Stories: New York City Best Gay Love Stories 2005

Three Fortunes In One Cookie The Deal


If you have any of the above books and would like them signed, mail them to:

P.O. Box 131845, Houston, TX., 77219.

Please include three dollars for return postage.

Send email to timothyjlambert@gmail.com

Warning: This blog may contain homosexuals which in the states of California and Maine have been alleged to destroy the sanctity of marriage. Read at your own risk.


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I will follow

All of the cool kids are doing it, so I'll do it, too. Where's that bridge?

I put my iTunes on shuffle and post the first line of lyrics from the first 25 songs to pop up.

You guess each song. Update: Answers to song titles nobody guessed are in yellow. Thanks for playing!

1. I can't figure you out, but a heart must be the one thing you were born without ebandit got "Save Up All Your Tears" by Cher.
2. I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered Geoff got "Last Dance" by The Cure.
3. You live inside a dream Everything tastes so sweet As long as it agrees with how you feel "Better" by Plumb.
4. I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend Marika got "Darling Nikki" by Prince.
5. We're so close but I just can't ruin everything I ever planned "Lover's Day" by 'Til Tuesday.
6. As merry as the days were long I am right and you are wrong retaliashun got "You've Got Everything Now" by The Smiths.
7. I'm much too headstrong for my own good "Time After Time" by Koishii & Hush featuring Catherine McQueen
8. Funny how I find myself in love with you Jim got "It's My Life" by Talk Talk.
9. Like a ghost don't need a key, your best friend I've come to be "Don't Leave Home" by Dido
10. Let me take you on a trip around the world and back Marika got "World in My Eyes" by Depeche Mode. (Song played on my iTunes is a cover version by The Cure.)
11. Darling, come here, fuck me up the— darshan1 got "I Sit On Acid" by Lords of Acid. (Runner Up: retaliashun.)
12. In a moment everything can change "Fly" by Hilary Duff (Don't judge me.)
13. There's only so much you can learn in one placeTim(my) got "Jump" by Madonna.
14. Here we are folks, the dream we all dream of retaliashun got "U Got The Look" by Prince.
15. I've been looking so long at my pictures of you that I almost believe that they're real retaliashun got "Pictures of You" by The Cure.
16. We're really missing you and you've only just gone retaliashun got "Sunny" by Morrissey.
17. Blown 'round by the wind, thrown down in a spin notsoclever got "Sky High" by Jigsaw.
18. Long ago, just like the hearse you died to get in again retaliashun got "Helena" by My Chemical Romance.
19. It’s the same old S.O.S. but with brand new broken fortunes retaliashun got "Life is a Pigsty" by Morrissey.
20. I'm coming out of my cage and I've been doing just finenosoclever very cleverly got "Mr. Brightside" by The Killers.
21. You need to stop playing round with all them clowns and the wangstas Marika got "Check On It" by Beyonce featuring Slim Thug
22. I feel so unsure as I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor ebandit got "Careless Whisper" by Wham! (Song played on my iTunes is a cover version by Bananarama.)
23. Hey babe, here I am, I'm a man on the scene retaliashun got "Hard to Handle" by the Black Crowes.
24. Try just a little bit harder, so I can love him ebandit got "Try (Just a Little Bit Harder)" by Janis Joplin.
25. It's a cracked up city as the dawn hits the sky "It's a Trip" by Siobhan Fahey