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April 2011


my (our) books

Fool for Love When You Don't See Me

Someone Like You I'm Your Man

He's The One It Had To Be You

The Mammoth Book of New Gay Erotica Best Gay Erotica 2007

Best Gay Love Stories: New York City Best Gay Love Stories 2005

Three Fortunes In One Cookie The Deal


If you have any of the above books and would like them signed, mail them to:

P.O. Box 131845, Houston, TX., 77219.

Please include three dollars for return postage.

Send email to timothyjlambert@gmail.com

Warning: This blog may contain homosexuals which in the states of California and Maine have been alleged to destroy the sanctity of marriage. Read at your own risk.


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Scouts Honor Rescue Inc.

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maine AIDS alliance

global AIDS alliance


AIDS foundation houston

bering omega community services

frannie peabody center

Timothy's hair by Larry Henderson Hair Design.

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i want to wake up

How to wake up:

1) Stumble outside with your cup of coffee to smoke a cigarette.
2) Realize it's sixty degrees outside, your blood is as thick as rusty water, and then go back inside for your coat.
3) Return and smoke.
4) Exhale, let your hand drop to your side and wonder what that thing is on your hip that just scraped over the flesh on your hand might be
5) Realize that the thing on your hip is a wasp, scream like a woman in a horror movie who just broke a heel on her shoe
6) In one fluid motion shrug off your coat and then your sweater and T-shirt, because you don't know where the wasp went to after you screamed and batted it off of you and it may have moved elsewhere on your person. Then run your hands through your hair while running your person back into the house and yelling for your idiot dog to follow.
9) The dog is too slow. Plus, he's looking at you as though you're Marcel Marceau trying to mime a scene from Attack of the 50 ft. Screaming Queen. Leave him behind to fend for himself.
10) Think about quitting smoking, but then realize you'd rather quit going outside instead.