sometimes it hurts
Because Mark G. Harris asked me to do it, here's a photo of me with a handlebar mustache. It's a poorly kept secret that one of Mark G. Harris' short stories is in FOOL FOR LOVE: New Gay Fiction. And that's the kind of editor that I am; one of our writers makes a request, so I fulfill it. I give until it hurts. And this kind of hurt. My chin is a little raw now. As you can see, I lost five pounds after shaving off the beard.
My handlebars are a bit crooked, much like me. You can see this and two more photos, taken by Becky Cochrane, who also gives until it hurts, here. (Please, no comments about "manscaping." Never gonna happen.)